Trying to explain what 'shipping' is to a person...
That awkward moment
when someone uses the phrase, “let’s get down to business” and now all you want to do is defeat the huns.
mum: ohhh look how close jupiter and saturn are
me: do their orbits ever sync up?
mum: you mean do they overlap each other?
me: yeah. like, do they ever get ~intimately acquainted
me: do they dance the interplanetary tango
me: i bet they're only ever close to each other like once every decade or something
me: oh my god that's so tragic
me: i ship it
me: astrological otp
mum: you're adopted